BY ANYONE
You have money.
We have no business selling you this.
Technically unnecessary. Emotionally essential.
We sell things you don’t need, gifts nobody asked for, and ideas that should probably have stayed in the group chat.
Today’s questionable star
Chosen by a committee of one tired founder.
The flea market
of bad ideas
Sample catalogue. Prices are test prices and everything here is editable once the admin dashboard exists.
Your order
Pay through our Razorpay link. We confirm payments by hand for now, so nothing here claims to be paid until we check.
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Why does
this exist?
We could have contributed something useful to society. Instead, we established a digital storefront.
BOOLEEAN employs a legal department for rocks, a research division dedicated to overthinking, and a board that unanimously approved selling a PDF of unnecessary information.
Occasional emails.
Unnecessary wisdom.
No life-changing revelations promised.